Vinny Jones

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So, you're obviously the big dick...

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...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.

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There are two types of balls:

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There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.

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These are your last words so make them a prayer.

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Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...

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...but they're not clever.

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They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.

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And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...

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...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...

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...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.

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There's no pussy here...

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...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.

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Like a prick...

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...you're having second thoughts.

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You're shrinking.

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And your two little balls are shrinking with you.

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The fact that you've got ''Replica'' written on the side of your gun...

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...and the fact that I've got ''Desert Eagle .50''...

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...written on the side of mine...

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...should precipitate...

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...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

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Now...

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..fuck off.